Hey Jack White,
It’s honestly great to see you having fun at baseball games again. You threw the opening pitch at a Tigers game last week, and we could totally tell how happy you were to do it. And what a throw — a strike in our book!
We’ve all completely forgotten about that Cubs game. Being at a Cubs game would put anyone in a bad mood — no one can blame you for that.
But we never heard back from you about our offer to take you to a Rockies game.
Sure, the Rockies have dropped to the bottom of the National League, and yeah, we’ve lost eight of our last nine games. But we’ll have a blast. Like we said before, the stadium is beautiful, the people are cool and we’ll get you a beer, a Helton Burger and even some Dippin’ Dots.
Hell, we’ll even upgrade that beer to a Fat Tire from New Belgium (we’re pretty proud of our microbrew scene here, you’ll love it).
Let us know! Game is on Aug. 20.