The first time I typed in the twitter handle of SXSWPartyzzzzz I had to look up the number of z’s… not the best way for a new twitter account to get discovered. It’s clear: These people don’t give a [sixth letter of the alphabet].

Since its first tweet five weeks ago (Feb. 13, “Hologram Kurt Cobain is doing a private concert behind Mellow Mushroom pizza! RSVP by getting a permanent tattoo of the Google+ logo! #SXSW”) SXSW Partyzzzzz has lit up the usual melange of party-here and party-there. The account tweets about ridiculous parties that never will happen no matter how hard we wish (Also from Feb. 13: “Kanye West will be eating venison in a warehouse! It’s not a party! First FIVE people to cry in public after reading this can watch!“). At first anonymous, the account later said it was a group of Huffington Post editors.

Here’s my SXSWpartyzzzzz favorites:

Lionel Ritchie is having a tech meetup at Waffle House! RSVP by dumping a bottle of Diet Coke all over the produce at a grocery store! #RSVP

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 14, 2013

RT to RSVP to watch Jack White play the B-side of Blunderbuss while riding a unicycle through traffic on I-35! He’ll do a flip if you honk!

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 21, 2013

Pepsi and those shoes with toes are throwing a fondue party hosted by James Franco and Sonya Sotomayor! RSVP by shooting at a QR code #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 13, 2013

The Lumineers are going to play their full catalogue using Warby Parker glasses!! RSVP by smugly saying you only like Godard’s earlier work!

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 21, 2013

RT to attend a Lena Dunham lecture she will deliver to herself in front of a mirror in American Apparel titled “How to Be the Best!” #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 16, 2013

Morgan Freeman will narrate as a visibly drunk Daniel Day-Lewis shoots at pigeons with a crossbow on 7th street! Sponsored by LinkedIn #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 26, 2013

An unkempt Steve Buscemi will be shirtless while pickling onions on the roof of 21st Street Co-op! RSVP by being spiritual, not religious!

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) March 1, 2013

TONIGHT: The world premiere of Kanye’s 3-hour time lapse film about a decaying lion’s carcass. The lion is us! #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) March 9, 2013

Quentin Tarantino and Lil Kim are holding a drum circle consisting only of iPhone noises!!! RSVP by starting a Tumblr about brunch! #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) Feb. 15, 2013

BREAKING: To RSVP for the J. Timberlake concert, put your hair in cornrows for 2 years and then completely rebuild your awful image! #SXSW

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) March 4, 2013

FYI: At registration, John Legend will serenade each diamond badge holder individually for 15 seconds while feeding them a strawberry!

— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz) March 5, 2013

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