It’s the age old question: What do you get the girl who has everything? Blonde wigs are out as a gift for Miley Cyrus, since she has retired her on-stage persona, Hannah Montana. And with five dogs already, the pop princess certainly didn’t need another puppy for Christmas. Music, shoes, jewelry are everyday gifts for Miley. So, what’s a good friend to do?
Purchase a sex doll, obviously. On Sunday, Miley Tweeted a picture of her new companion, a NSFW naked passenger in her car with the caption “Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift.” Sporting matching short hair and equally pouty lips, the star and her new toy made for a great pair. Seat-belted in — safety first! — the doll got the Miley “thumbs up” of approval in the picture.
But wait, there’s more. On Christmas, the pop star also Tweeted a picture of herself and her terrified dog, Mary Jane, while wearing a bedazzled pink Santa hat and a cheetah print onsie ensemble. To reiterate: Miley Cyrus spent Christmas in an animal print onsie, which is probably what she wore while snuggling with her new blow up pal. Your move, world.
Kelsey Fowler is currently studying nothing music-related at Ithaca College. Help keep her in the loop on Twitter.